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I am a seamstress, a burgeoning twitch streamer, and a writer. I also enjoy reading, voice acting, painting and fixing things. Shoot me an ask if you feel like it. I don't bite, much.I also left out an oxford comma just for you, Libby. enfp. Femme nb she/her or they/them, Queer
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
If all it took to create Spiderman was being bit by genetically modified super spider and there were like 15 of those bad boys, think of all the spidermans we could have if Peter Parker had told someone about it. Like, this dork got bit by a spider on a field trip, felt like shit after, and told no one.
Why does Tobey Macguire look perpetually high? and why is his name spelled like that?
This boy only created his spidey costume to make money doing amateur wresting, in order to buy a car to impress a girl. LOL
Ah, here we go, the important part of any super hero character arc, introduce some trauma.
Every male character so far except for Uncle Ben is a whiny baby. I just assume I’m ‘bout to watch BFF Harry’s downward spiral because daddy doesn’t think he’s as smart as Peter.
Aww, little corporate baby is mad he got voted out and now he’s literally gonna break up a parade about it.
Did he just literally vaporize a dude in a wheelchair? Why does Oscorp have the ability to vaporize people?
The scene where Green Goblin is asking Spiderman to join him could be gayer ngl
I was gonna say how weird it is that MJ goes through a trauma and then decides to make out with a stranger, but no, she’s right, how often do you get the opportunity to swap spit with a super hero? Might as well.
I love that every character calls her Aunt May, not just Peter
Imagine being so insecure that when you see your girlfriend comforting your best friend after his aunt was attacked, your automatic reaction is “they’re in love with each other!”
I wonder if great power and great responsibility go hand in hand.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
“A neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.”
EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING
La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣
“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS
the Strength, the Solidarity, and the Shade here is examplary
CAN EVERYONE STOP USING ‘CABAL’ WHEN THEY MEAN 'CONSPIRACY’
Kabbalah is an ancient Jewish mystical practice. 'cabal’ is an anti-semitic dogwhistle building on the work of nazi texts to tell you the Jews are behind what ails you. When hateful words get adopted into the common lexicon it legitimizes those using them in hate.
Here’s Dean Winchester studying Kabbalah to save the world. Be like Dean. Don’t use hate speech.
okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein’s monster like. they’re DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to “atone” for the actions of their ancestors.
ALT
this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the “drak whack.” dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.
The website promises to make “men’s dreams come true.” Users upload a photo of a fully clothed woman of their choice, and in seconds, the site undresses them for free. With that one feature, it has exploded into one of the most popular “deepfake” tools ever created.
Far more advanced than the now-defunct “DeepNude” app that went viral in 2019, this new site has amassed more than 38 million hits since the start of this year, and has become an open secret in misogynist corners of the web. (HuffPost is not naming the site in order to avoid directing further traffic to it.) It went offline briefly Monday after HuffPost reached out to its original web host provider, IP Volume Inc., which quickly terminated its hosting services. But the site was back up less than a day later with a new host — as is often the case with abusive websites.
“Hany Farid, a computer scientist at UC-Berkeley who specializes in digital-image forensics and was not involved in the original pix2pix research, said the fake-nude system also highlights how the male homogeneity of AI research has often left women to deal with its darker side.
AI researchers, he said, have long embraced a naive techno-utopian worldview that is hard to justify anymore, by openly publishing unregulated tools without considering how they could be misused in the real world.
“It’s just another way people have found to weaponize technology against women. Once this stuff gets online, that’s it. Every potential boyfriend or girlfriend, your employer, your family, may end up seeing it,” Farid said. “It’s awful, and women are getting the brunt of it.
“Would a lab not dominated by men have been so cavalier and so careless about the risks?” he added. “Would [AI researchers] be so cavalier if that bad [stuff] was happening to them, as opposed to some woman down the street?””
There is so much wrong with AI art generators, this is just the beginning. Until the database is shut down, the generators are forced to purge their unlicensed and stolen art, and they set up an opt-in database like the one that AI music generators use, this will get worse and worse.
The ancient world was full of textile masterpieces we can only imagine… but most of them have rotted away. So few of them have come down to us in these days that we think of metal and stone as the primary mediums for the oldest artworks. But there were tapestries and fabric work that would have rivaled the finest wrought gold and iron and the first cave paintings.
This is a incredibly rare find. A ball of yarn made from stinging nettle fibers in the Late Neolithic (5900 years old) in what’s now Marin-Epagnier in Switzerland. The thread has been preserved by being carbonized. Look at how much thread that is! And how fine and even it is spun! The skill going into this is absolutely incredible. Imagine the incredible textile work that must’ve been made with that. For a reference here’s a ball of nettle yarn I managed to make with a drop spindle. That took me 300 hours of work.
Reminder that what we call muslin today is not even a pale shadow of what our ancestors knew by that name. Industrialization made cloth less expensive and more available, but it also shut down the artisans and craftspeople who knew how to make truly fine cloth with modest materials.
tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:
when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.